The police warned of the danger of this top listed wanted man, correction, gay. anyone who seen or come into contact with this person adopting the lethal "horny palm", pls do not attempt to approach or accost the suspect, as suspect is highly trained knocking ppl out with one strike of his "horny palm" Pls asssist to contact the police immediately.

meanwhile, we seek the co-operation of the public to stay calm. - reuters

2nd news: the shaolin monks

update on channelnewshubber,

It would appears that Horny Palm is not operating alone, as our crew on the scene can verify. Moments ago, we received a from a reliable source that Horny Palm was spotted in the vicinity. Our crew had hurried down to the scene and was just on time to witness Horny Palm evade the capture of the law with the aid of his disciples. Our ground reporter was barely able to get one good picture of the monks in their fallback formation before they vanished into the thin air.

The police had identified all 3 other monks spotted with Horny Palm to be hardcore wayward monk criminals. The one on the left is an ancient warrior, his real name lost in time, but he was purported to be so old he was involved in the wars of the Three Kingdoms. To date, he had been occasionally seen reliving his bloody past in arcades, seen coaching two new disciples under his wing. The one in the middle, who appears to be a harmless petite girl, had been confirmed to be a deadly femme fatale, though little information about her had been revealed. Only thing the police seems to know about her is that her name rhymes with "mee" The last monk, on the right, his nickname is known to us as "The Golden Monkey" is the most powerful, but sources determines that he is not local, as witnesses had pointed out that he had been seen terrorizing the jungles of Ubin before he came out of recluse to fight alongside Horny Palm.

All suspects are highly dangerous, and always hang out in a gang. If the public spots them, please contact the police immediately. Thank you

3rd news : gorilla wee wee

To further add on to this fraternity malestrom, it was rumoured these three little monk (eys) are in fact, not only they are harmless, they were actually out to seek revenge for their master, venerable ang, whose liltte Dickie got bitten off by the famous, ferocious insane and deranged gorilla, dubbed, the gorilla wee wee. Rumous has it that wee wee bit off venerable's pride and honour while the latter was practising this horny palm in the deep forbidden forest. The horny palm, to few ppl's knowledge, is actually a proper set of kills which boost virility and strength. However, due to the lack of manhood after his Dickie was bitten off (hence the monk's quest to find dickie's tee shirts nowadays, to fulfil a insatiable desire on his part), everything spiralled out of control and venerable ang went berserk and turned gay.

let's just hope that wee wee will be captured one day so that peace can be restored, and a piece of pride to the old venerated venerable ang.

below is a pic of wee wee. beware.